Sunday, June 28, 2009

touch sensitive-uh.

blah blah blah time for one of these. i fear that this thing is becoming like a giant myspace bulletin :(

What was your favorite candy as a kid?
red and green gummy bears.

Whats the best place to order t-shirts online?
there are cool places to procure some hot t-shirt action all over the place. i guess that karmaloop is cool because they sell shirts by wowch?



Have you ever seen the show Dead Like Me?
no.

How many clocks are in your house?
omg way to many.

Has someone ever sexually poured candle wax on you?
no?

Are you scared of Two-Legged Stools?
ha ha ha what? that's a weird question.

If you were asked to name a very common phobia, what would you say?
agoraphobia.

Can you ever be a vegan?
absolutely.

Has someone ever called you peanut?
yep.

What’s the closest pink object in your reach?
a tube of pink lipgloss.

Have you ever taken a shower, naked, with a friend?
no.

Who do you secretly, or openly, want to have sex with?
lol.

Do you have a currently celebrity crush?
sure.

Do you like nicknames that are from your name?
everyone mispronounces all of my names anyway.

Have you ever gotten into a serious bike accident?
no, surprisingly.

Have you, do you/ would you ever eat tofu?
holy shit yes.

What would you say if a Playboy Playmate walked up to you on the street naked?
i would probably laugh?

Where is most of the furniture in your house from?
all over.

When you play The Sims, do you find your self overly-decorative?
i dont play the sims.

Have you ever washed someones car to get money?
nope.

Whats a question you always wanted to see on a survey but never did?
ha ha i haven't really thought about it.

Have you ever walked in the middle of the street just to piss off people?
noooo.

Were you ever drug tested, if so, what were your results?
yes, and i was c-c-clean.

Have you ever been to a funeral?
yes.

Does your grandma know how to party?
def.

Have you ever been to Villa Roma?
no.

What do you do when someone jokingly slaps your ass?
enjoy it?

Is there a street name that you absolutely love?
bixley heath, y'all. lynbrook, long island 4 lyfe.

Has someone ever written a song about you?
an impromptu one :)

What kind of computer are you taking this survey on?
a PC.

Have you ever seen the Geek Squad car in person?
uh huh.

Have you ever taken a quiz to see how scene you are?
no i have not.

Have you ever shaved your head?
no.

Ever throw something at a fan and laughed as it flew across the room?
no, but i like talking into fans. that's HILARIOUS.

Are you Jewish?
no.

Have you ever dated someone that played drums?
ha ha i don't think so?

Would you rather use a professional camera or a digital camera?
hmmm a professional one.

Do you steal iPods from people on the bus/train?
no, but some girl GAVE me an ipod at a dance party in brooklyn.

Do you currently have have bruises on your body?
no, just mosquito bites.

Have you ever seen someone get beat up, and did something about it?
i yelled. it's scary when i yell.

Have you ever watched Queer Duck?
queer duck?! no, but i'm pretty sure that i need to!

What’s a movie that you haven’t watched in years?
the fifth element.

Have you ever eaten something you weren’t supposed to?
um yeah sure.

Have you ever had the urge to chew on a battery?
yuck.

Have you ever made plans but then decided to just sit in the house?
oh yes.

Did you have anything to drink today?
of course.

Have you ever met a really skinny boy who wished he was skinnier?
nope.

Is there an air conditioner in the room you are currently in?
yes, but it's not cold enough.

How often do you cook?
quite often.

When was the last time you cut your toenails?
a couple days ago.

Why do the majority of teens think that fake eating disorders are cool?
i don't know? if they do that's sad ha ha.

Last movie you saw:
"do you like hitchcock?" by dario argento.

First decade you remember:
80's.

Last drink you drank?
tap water.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

made of awesome part II

i love my pal naimah. i also love the art that she makes. girl's an ace when it comes to painting super fun things on fabric! see?







lucky for us she will be selling her wares at the philadelphia independent craft market. this is going to epic, you guys. magnificent crafts, bands, free BEER?! why wouldn't you go? i'm so there...if i can find a place to crash ha ha. seriously thinking about signing up for couchsurfing.com.

if you can't make it to the craft market (sunday sunday sunday!), take a gander at naimah's line (d. mae!) here, and drop her line :)

sooo, see you on sunday?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

being literal rules!

ha ha i'm so sure that i'm probably super late with this internet fad, but oh well :)



"spin around! ninjas!"

this video made me die, you guys. DIE.

p.s. new podcast. new home for the aforementioned podcast. back to basics (see: minimal sound effects) on this one, yo. get some :)




http://freeamaris.podomatic.com/

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

blah blah survey blah



once again i've failed at updating this thing. blame foot surgery. blame tumblr. blame weekends full of free food and booze. blame my laziness, duh :)

for now here's a survey. this blog is like a myspace bulletin.

it's the final countdown!

10 things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now…

1. you infuse me with wonder and awe.
2. your morality was a surprising disappointment.
3. teleporter.
4. i don't hate you. shit, i don't even KNOW you. all the same, i think that your "playful" desperation is pretty gross. that's enough, yo.
5. i'll make you so proud...you just don't know it yet.
6. you set the standard for A+ human beings. thank you.
7. i've been missing your friendship a lot for the past year. i've got a gut feeling that you just don't care about me anymore, so i've stopped trying.
8. if we put our brains together it would be all kinds of amazing. let's make lots of money...like that pet shop boys song.
9. i'll love you forever, and you are well aware of this.
10. i think that you're the best dressed person i've ever seen. i'd like to either a. raid your closet, or b. have you as my personal shopper.

9 things people may not know about you

1. i listen to the same music all of the time. it even annoys me.
2. i kind of love being an amazon woman with ginormous circus boobs.
3. my right foot is smaller than my left one.
4. i have a lot of trouble putting my ideas into fruition.
5. i'm a hopeless pack rat.
6. i want a glass of wine right now.
7. my right eybrow is thinner than my left eyebrow. this is because i have a scar there that won't allow my hair to grow. said scar came from that time i threw a guitar in the air and tried to catch it. i was three.
8. i used to go to the local water park in the summer for the sole purpose of screaming at the top of my lungs in public. no one judges you when you're on some crazy water slide called "the ANNIHILATOR."
9. i try to see the good in everything. sometimes it works, sometimes it bites me in the ass.

8 ways to win my heart

1. laughter.
2. awkward silences that make me blush.
3. good iced tea.
4. respect.
5. understanding.
6. unconditional caring.
7. craaaaazy chemistry.
8. pad thai.

7 things that cross your mind a lot

1. healing.
2. my favorite people.
3. ideas for new projects.
4. the future.
5. love.
6. music.
7. good iced tea.


6 things you do before you fall asleep

1. read.
2. medicate myself.
3. wash my face.
4. brush my teeth.
5. mind explosion.
6. meditate.

5 things you notice in the opposite sex

1. hands.
2. eyes.
3. mouth.
4. brain.
5. voice.

4 things you wish you never did

1. car accident, duh.
2. use the internet.
3. worry.
4. waste my time regretting things.

3 songs to describe your life

1. when i grow up - fever ray
2. epitaph for my heart - the magnetic fields
3. fireworks - animal collective

2 things you want to do before you die

1. go on amazing adventures.
2. reach my full potential.

1 confession…

sometimes i wish that i could be heartless, but i know that will never happen. oh well.

Monday, April 20, 2009

just because i have to post this everywhere.

just so you know.




oh hey. whoa i totally neglect this blog; blame tumblr. ha ha i love that site. i'd invade that site's personal space if it were a human, you know. wink wink.

ok so things have changed since my last post. i've put my job hunt on hold for the time being as i'm having corrective surgery on my right foot tomorrow. ha ha surprise! as you may or may not know i had a bad car accident about a year and change ago. reconstructive surgeries, hospital stays, and physical therapy ensued. everything has healed apart from my darn right heel. one day when i was upset and discouraged i said, "HEEL?! it certainly doesn't live up to it's name." that's a pretty awful joke. the pun never stops around these parts. but yeah, my poor right foot is crooked, and ridden with arthritis and pain. i am 28, and there is no reason for me to have arthritis yet. tomorrow i am having ankle fusion surgery. i won't explain anymore, because i don't want to psyche myself out LOL :(

needless to say, i am scared shitless you guys. ha ha! is shitless one word? i don't know? anyway, this is for the best. i'm going to be as good as new :)

i love each and every one of you. did you know that? i'm sappier than a maple tree, y'all.

p.s. here's the foot in question. feels like you know me a little better, huh?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

B. E. AGRESSIVE!



what's the best nation? procrastination!

no, not really ha ha. but it is something i do quite often. i am not proud :( i even procrastinate when it comes to fun things. wtf. it's my least favorite habit, bar none.

these days i've been job hunting, apartment/roommate hunting, creating, life organizing, and attempting to lead a healthier lifestyle (see: eating better, working out). i've made strides, albeit little, passive ones. it kind of stinks, dudes. like, i want to be wildly ambitious, i want my motivation to last more than a day, i want to be awesome. i need a cheerleader, a guru, and a drill sergeant all at once. i know i can do this. i've done it before :)

i always laugh and/or cringe when people say things like: "today is the first day of the rest of my life!", but tomorrow i will be ALL OVER that action. seriously, gtfo procrastination. i'm over that wishy-washy balderdash. wish me luck!