regression session.

so it's snowing here in sunny south central pennsylvania. like, REALLY snowing. the duder is keeping busy with video games, and i am laughing at old mix cds, drinking some gosh darned hoegaarden. ha ha not much going on, so decided to indulge myself in a survey for old times sake. this one's for you myspace!

1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
besides this earth shatteringly good beer? some hot, french vanilla cafe action. i love you general foods, and your international coffees.

2.Where was your profile picture taken?
it was taken on my bed i think?

3.Can you play Guitar Hero?
ehh i prefer the karaoke type games. tried dj hero in best buy the other, and i caused a scene since all i could do was train wreck, and laugh.

4.Name someone who made you laugh today?
regretsy.com, duh.

5.How late did you stay up last night and why?
i was up til about 2:30 a.m. watching old LOST episodes.

6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
here is pretty cool, thanks very much :) although a log cabin in the woods, or a shih tzu farm in the country would rule when i'm older.

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
yep.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
apart from my HBG pals, i think that cece might live the closest? or perk. what's closer, DC or philly?

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
if there is zero douchebaggery involved, which usually isn't the case.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
i can get down with cherry diet dr. pepper.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
this past week. yaaaaay pms :(

12. Who took your profile picture?
myself.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Bentastic.

14. Was yesterday better than today?
no. i didn't have to wake up 6 am today, dude.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
of course.

16. Are you upset about anything?
nope.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
absolutely.

18. Are you a bad influence?
ha ha i may very well be.

19. Night out or night in?
either or can be all kinds of amazing.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
my contacts, black eyeliner, and lip balm.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
heh i'm usually the one there.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"he's asian?!"

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
more hours at work would rule, but otherwise things are looking up.

24. Do you hate anyone?
nah.

25. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
spam, secrets, more spam.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
mmm hmm.

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
that was funny.

28. What song is stuck in your head?



29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
a surprise visit from some friends would rule.

30.Wanna have grandkids by the time your 50?
i don't care?

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
wake up, cook, clean, watch documentaries, etc.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
ha ha ha waaaaay too much.

33. Do you smile a lot?
oh yes.

that didn't even feel good ;(

touch sensitive-uh.

blah blah blah time for one of these. i fear that this thing is becoming like a giant myspace bulletin :(

What was your favorite candy as a kid?
red and green gummy bears.

Whats the best place to order t-shirts online?
there are cool places to procure some hot t-shirt action all over the place. i guess that karmaloop is cool because they sell shirts by wowch?



Have you ever seen the show Dead Like Me?
no.

How many clocks are in your house?
omg way to many.

Has someone ever sexually poured candle wax on you?
no?

Are you scared of Two-Legged Stools?
ha ha ha what? that's a weird question.

If you were asked to name a very common phobia, what would you say?
agoraphobia.

Can you ever be a vegan?
absolutely.

Has someone ever called you peanut?
yep.

What’s the closest pink object in your reach?
a tube of pink lipgloss.

Have you ever taken a shower, naked, with a friend?
no.

Who do you secretly, or openly, want to have sex with?
lol.

Do you have a currently celebrity crush?
sure.

Do you like nicknames that are from your name?
everyone mispronounces all of my names anyway.

Have you ever gotten into a serious bike accident?
no, surprisingly.

Have you, do you/ would you ever eat tofu?
holy shit yes.

What would you say if a Playboy Playmate walked up to you on the street naked?
i would probably laugh?

Where is most of the furniture in your house from?
all over.

When you play The Sims, do you find your self overly-decorative?
i dont play the sims.

Have you ever washed someones car to get money?
nope.

Whats a question you always wanted to see on a survey but never did?
ha ha i haven't really thought about it.

Have you ever walked in the middle of the street just to piss off people?
noooo.

Were you ever drug tested, if so, what were your results?
yes, and i was c-c-clean.

Have you ever been to a funeral?
yes.

Does your grandma know how to party?
def.

Have you ever been to Villa Roma?
no.

What do you do when someone jokingly slaps your ass?
enjoy it?

Is there a street name that you absolutely love?
bixley heath, y'all. lynbrook, long island 4 lyfe.

Has someone ever written a song about you?
an impromptu one :)

What kind of computer are you taking this survey on?
a PC.

Have you ever seen the Geek Squad car in person?
uh huh.

Have you ever taken a quiz to see how scene you are?
no i have not.

Have you ever shaved your head?
no.

Ever throw something at a fan and laughed as it flew across the room?
no, but i like talking into fans. that's HILARIOUS.

Are you Jewish?
no.

Have you ever dated someone that played drums?
ha ha i don't think so?

Would you rather use a professional camera or a digital camera?
hmmm a professional one.

Do you steal iPods from people on the bus/train?
no, but some girl GAVE me an ipod at a dance party in brooklyn.

Do you currently have have bruises on your body?
no, just mosquito bites.

Have you ever seen someone get beat up, and did something about it?
i yelled. it's scary when i yell.

Have you ever watched Queer Duck?
queer duck?! no, but i'm pretty sure that i need to!

What’s a movie that you haven’t watched in years?
the fifth element.

Have you ever eaten something you weren’t supposed to?
um yeah sure.

Have you ever had the urge to chew on a battery?
yuck.

Have you ever made plans but then decided to just sit in the house?
oh yes.

Did you have anything to drink today?
of course.

Have you ever met a really skinny boy who wished he was skinnier?
nope.

Is there an air conditioner in the room you are currently in?
yes, but it's not cold enough.

How often do you cook?
quite often.

When was the last time you cut your toenails?
a couple days ago.

Why do the majority of teens think that fake eating disorders are cool?
i don't know? if they do that's sad ha ha.

Last movie you saw:
"do you like hitchcock?" by dario argento.

First decade you remember:
80's.

Last drink you drank?
tap water.

blah blah survey blah

once again i've failed at updating this thing. blame foot surgery. blame tumblr. blame weekends full of free food and booze. blame my laziness, duh :)

for now here's a survey. this blog is like a myspace bulletin.

it's the final countdown!

10 things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now…

1. you infuse me with wonder and awe.
2. your morality was a surprising disappointment.
3. teleporter.
4. i don't hate you. shit, i don't even KNOW you. all the same, i think that your "playful" desperation is pretty gross. that's enough, yo.
5. i'll make you so proud...you just don't know it yet.
6. you set the standard for A+ human beings. thank you.
7. i've been missing your friendship a lot for the past year. i've got a gut feeling that you just don't care about me anymore, so i've stopped trying.
8. if we put our brains together it would be all kinds of amazing. let's make lots of money...like that pet shop boys song.
9. i'll love you forever, and you are well aware of this.
10. i think that you're the best dressed person i've ever seen. i'd like to either a. raid your closet, or b. have you as my personal shopper.

9 things people may not know about you

1. i listen to the same music all of the time. it even annoys me.
2. i kind of love being an amazon woman with ginormous circus boobs.
3. my right foot is smaller than my left one.
4. i have a lot of trouble putting my ideas into fruition.
5. i'm a hopeless pack rat.
6. i want a glass of wine right now.
7. my right eybrow is thinner than my left eyebrow. this is because i have a scar there that won't allow my hair to grow. said scar came from that time i threw a guitar in the air and tried to catch it. i was three.
8. i used to go to the local water park in the summer for the sole purpose of screaming at the top of my lungs in public. no one judges you when you're on some crazy water slide called "the ANNIHILATOR."
9. i try to see the good in everything. sometimes it works, sometimes it bites me in the ass.

8 ways to win my heart

1. laughter.
2. awkward silences that make me blush.
3. good iced tea.
4. respect.
5. understanding.
6. unconditional caring.
7. craaaaazy chemistry.
8. pad thai.

7 things that cross your mind a lot

1. healing.
2. my favorite people.
3. ideas for new projects.
4. the future.
5. love.
6. music.
7. good iced tea.


6 things you do before you fall asleep

1. read.
2. medicate myself.
3. wash my face.
4. brush my teeth.
5. mind explosion.
6. meditate.

5 things you notice in the opposite sex

1. hands.
2. eyes.
3. mouth.
4. brain.
5. voice.

4 things you wish you never did

1. car accident, duh.
2. use the internet.
3. worry.
4. waste my time regretting things.

3 songs to describe your life

1. when i grow up - fever ray
2. epitaph for my heart - the magnetic fields
3. fireworks - animal collective

2 things you want to do before you die

1. go on amazing adventures.
2. reach my full potential.

1 confession…

sometimes i wish that i could be heartless, but i know that will never happen. oh well.

cosmic.

i'm beginning to think that i have insomnia. it's like 1 a.m. and i'm wide awake and bored. shit, i even signed on to aim. oh wait, i've been known to do that from time to time anyway. but yeah, i found this weird online survey about dreams. nice change of pace. my dreams are always super duper strange.

ahem.

Do you have the same dreams over and over again?
it's been known to happen.

Have you ever saved someone’s life in a dream?
not that i can remember.

Do some of your dreams come true?
sometimes. it's pretty weird.

Has a dream ever scared you so badly that you couldn’t go back to sleep?
omg yes.

Do you often fly in your dreams?
no, but swimming is sometimes involved.

What about fall?
yes! and then my legs get all restless and nuts and i wake up.

Ever had a dream where you or someone else dies?
only close calls.

What about a natural disaster (tornado, flood, hurricane)?
my dreams are often windy, and sometimes there's rain. but no natural disasters.

Out of all the dreams you remember, which is your favorite?
the one where i was i at a beach at night and there were stars in the water.

Most puzzling?
the one where i wound up hiding in a muddy bush, whispering to a friend.

Funniest?
it escapes me at the moment, BUT i have woken up laughing before. it was awesome :)

Have you ever dreamed that you were lost?
no?

Ever had super abilities (invisibility, super strength)?
not really.

Do you ever dream of dinosaurs?
when i was a kid i used to day dream about dinosaurs. instead of imaginary friends i had imaginary dinosaurs.

Do you ever confuse your dreams with reality?
ALL OF THE TIME. i'm often prone to saying/thinking things like, "did that really just happen?"

Do you ever dream about sex? ha ha ha aw shucks. of course, but my dreams seem to be a lot more sublime than real life.

ha ha lame surveys :)

ah. i'd very much like to have some kind of sleepover party (snuggie party?), so i can hear all about other people's weirdo dreams the next day.

right now i'm going to go continue re-reading "running with scissors." right now i keep listening to this:

grrrly action.

aint no survey like a girlie survey, right?



ha ha or maybe i just wanted an excuse to show you a ridiculous blingee??

oh well.



57 ~*Girl Confe​ssion​s*~

1.Is it cute when guys kiss you on your foreh​ead?​
totally.

2.A big poofy​ dress​ or a short​ party​ dress​?​
a short dress that has a poofy skirt would be adorbs.

3. What would​ you do if you recei​ved a long love lette​r?​
i'd probably laugh, but then i'd most likely blush and get all giggly.

4. Group​ dates​ or singl​e dates​?​
single dates are better. for some reason eating mexican food on dates rocks me. nothing says love like burritos, chiles rellenos, and pacifico and/or frozen margaritas.

5.Do you hate it when guys act diffe​rent aroun​d their​ frien​ds?​
uh huh.

6. Are diamo​nds a girl'​s best frien​d?​
not really.

7.Is your hair up or down today​?​
it's up in a messy pile with bangs.

8. Do you strai​ghten​ your hair?​
lately yeah.

9.Favor​ite masca​ra?​
great lash, duh.

10.Do you get your nails​ done?​
no, but i suppose that i should?

11. Small​ or large​ purse​s?​
LARGE.

12.In your purse​,​ what are your must haves​?​
wallet, ipod, water bottle, magazine, lip gloss, black eye liner, a mirror.

13.Jeans​ or sweat​s?​
i like jeans, but right now i'm wearing hospital scrubs. lol so comfy.

14.Do you wear cloth​es/​shoes​/​jewel​ry that'​s uncom​forta​ble?​
not anymore. well, door knocker earrings sometimes hurt my ears.

15.Do you text messa​ge a lot?
not anymore since my phone died.

16.What would​ you do if you got pregn​ant?​
have bigger boobs. yikes.

17.What'​s your favor​ite color​?​
teal, orange, black, hot pink.

18.Heels​ or flats​?​
orthopedic shoes. seriously.

19.Did you ever cry durin​g a roman​tic movie​?​
yeah.

20. Would​ you ever leave​ the house​ witho​ut make-​up on?
psh, of course.

21.Walma​rt or Targe​t?​
Target any day.

22.Do you wear colla​red shirt​s?​
i have, like, one and it looks pretty crisp.

23.Do you like prepp​y boys?​
no not really.

24.Do you think​ lip gloss​ is the best!​?​
hmm carol's daughter candy paint lip gloss in "bossy" rules my world, as well as any and all lancome juicy tubes.

25.Do you own any big sungl​asses​?​
of course!

26.How long does it take you to get ready​ in the morni​ng?​
fifteen minutes to two hours depending on what i'm doing, and where i'm going.

27.Do you like to wear band-​aids?​
only if i get hurt.

28.Do you like skate​r boys?​
ha ha yes. former skater boys especially ;)

29.Do you often​ wish there​ was somet​hing you could​ chang​e?​
my busted paw, my belly, and my butt.

30.Gold or silve​r?​
both.

31.Do you like to recei​ve flowe​rs?​
it's sweet, but it doesn't happen so often.

32.Do you like surfe​r boys?​
not really.

33.Do you dress​ up for the holid​ays?​
it's all about the loose dresses during the holidays.

34.Do you like to wear dress​es?​
yes! i wish that i could wear dresses all of the time.

35.On a scale​ of 1-10 how much do guys confu​se you?
10000000000000 :)

36.In the last 48 hours​ have you hung out with a guy?
no.

37.Would​ you date a guy short​er than you?
i have in the past.

38.Do you like to hold hands​?​
oh yes.

39.What is the young​est you would​ date?​
i don't date.

40.What is the oldes​t you would​ date?​
i don't date.

41.What do you notic​e when you first​ meet a guy?
hands, eyes, hair, mouth.

42.Is it hott when guys sweat​?​
omg yes!

43.What is the best featu​re in a guy?
a sense of humor.

44.Do you like makin​g eye conta​ct?​
oh yes.

46.Would​ you kill for choco​late?​
uh, no.

47.Did you ever spend​ all day/​night​ getti​ng prett​y for a guy?
not all day.

48.On a scale​ from 1-10 how fun is shopp​ing?​
9.

49.Do you freak​ out if you miss your favor​ite show?​
no, that's what the dvr is for. or televisionwithoutpity.com, obvi.

50.Do you yell a lot?
no, i'm a crier.

51.Do you wear sweat​pants​/​pajam​as to schoo​l/​work?​
nope.

52.Have you ever dress​ed unlik​e yours​elf to impre​ss a guy?
again, nope.

53.Do you write​ a lot of mushy​ love poems​?​
pish posh.

54.What makeu​p could​ you not live w/ out?
mascara.

55.Do you fall in love easil​y?​
no, actually.

56.Do you have cramp​s?​
i will in a day or two ha ha!

57.Do you think​ you have the beste​st frien​d ever?​
sure do. hai kristen!

i feel like wearing tulle and eating a cupcake. i'm not even kidding. oh pms.





xo

L.A.M.E.

k. i promised that i'd tell you secrets today. since i've been napping a lot, and kind of worn out as of late (see: long bus rides, ass kickin' physical therapy, anxiety related dreams) the best i can offer is a survey. shit, i've always dug these things. ha ha soooo livejournal. it's my birthday week, so i totally swear that things will get a bit more interesting :)

{---Basics---}
Name: amaris
Nickname(s): ami
Age: 27
Birthday: 8-16-80
Birthplace: manhasset, long island
Current Location: east stroudsburg/analomink, pennsylvania
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'8
Weight: no
Lefty or Righty: righty tighty
Zodiac Sign: leo
What Do You Drive: n/a
Screenname: amidoesnotexist

{---Favorites---}
Color: i wear black a lot, but orange and teal kind of own me
Number: 14
Band: hmm animal collective
Music Genre: anything that takes my breath away...yeah!
TV Show: project runway, yo.
Movie: the neverending story.
Actor: gael garcia bernal, viggo mortensen.
Actress: audrey tatou, samantha morton.
Kind of Movie: oh, you name it.
Cartoon: ren and stimpy, obvi.
Sport: futbol.
Fast Food Restaurant: in and out burger. omg.
Food: sure.
Ice Cream: is going to save the day.
Cereal: gorilla munch. try it!
Candy: jolly ranchers.
Drink: mango iced tea.
Alcoholic Beverage: beer, red wine, girlie drinks with umbrellas, hard stuff...it's all good. lol wino.
Quote: "not the button!" :)

{---Do You---}
Have any siblings: one brother.
Have any pets: donnie and duncan.
Have a job: not at this moment.
Have a cellphone: yes.
Have any special talents or skills: oh several.
Have any fears: a couple.
Have a bedtime: not really.
Sing in the shower: always.
Want to go to college: a better one, yes.
Get along with your parents: yes.
Have any piercings: four.
Have any tattoos: nope.
Swear: uh huh.
Smoke: not since december. yay!
Drink: LOL yes.
Do Drugs: only the ones that are prescribed to me. starscape doesn't count ;)

{---Love & All That Crap---}
Ever been in love: you betcha.
Are you single: nopers.
Are you in a relationship: yes.
Do you have a crush on someone: the entire planet, duh.
Ever been dumped: yes.
Ever dumped someone: yes.
Ever had your heart broken: of course. broken bones hurt more, trust me.

{---This or That---}
Fruit or Vegetable: fruit.
Black or White: buhLACK.
Lights On or Lights Off: i dont care.
TV or Movie: movie.
Car or Truck: i want a neon green vespa.
Cash or Check: cash.
Rock or Rap: dubstep.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla.
French Toast or French Fries: baked french fries with the skin still on. mmmm.
Strawberries or Blueberries: uh both.
Cookies or Muffins: muffin tops.
Winter Break or Spring Break: either can be a blast.
Hugs or Kisses: both at the same time.

{---Have You Ever---}
Danced in a public place: surely.
Smiled for no reason: all of the time, yo.
Laughed so hard you cried: yes! dude, i've passed out from laughing before.
Talked to someone you don't know: all the time.
Drank alcohol: of course.
Done drugs: you asked me this already.
Partied 'til the sun came up: uh huh.
Gotten a ticket: once for selling cigarettes to some narc minor.
Been arrested: no.
Been convicted of a crime: umm nope
Been in a wreck: yeah.
Been out of the country: yes, but it needs to happen more often.

{---Random & Silly Junk---}
Are you a virgin: LOL.
Ever TP'd someone's house: no.
Ever egged someone's house: no.
How many languages do you speak: two and a half.
Who do you compare yourself to: an overgrown bunny rabbit and/or keane painting?
Ever regret anything: i try not to.
Do you like being tickled: secretly yeah.
What are your goals: be fitter, happier, more productive. HA j/k, but not really. yeah i would also like for my foot heal up 100%. oh, and i'd like to go on more on adventures always and 4-ever.
Are your fingers tired: no.
Are you tired of this survey: yes yes yes.
Are you happy: right now, yep.

lol surveys. um, i somehow acquired a file called "micro mix 17 from norway" by atlas sound. i don't remember downloading said file, soooo if one of you sent it to me please let me know and i will personally give you a piece of birthday cake. shit's gonna be dope.

yeah!

in other news, i'm so going to the silent rave this weekend to dance off the aforementioned birthday cake. i looked at pictures. lots of people had juice at the last one?



also, i am dying to try a miami vice.



rum, strawberry daiquiri, and piña colada? yes please. ha ha easy on the coconut, though.

xo

creepy itunes survey, done in the morning of the magicians.

i should be in the shower, buuut there's no hot water at the moment.

1. Put Your itunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Apocalypso" by Mew. Right.

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Spinal Column" by Stereolab.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Two Headed Boy" by Neutral Milk Hotel. Zomg.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Green Grass Of Tunnel" by Múm. :)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Angst In My Pants" by Sparks. Wow, totally.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"In The End" by Scott Matthew. We all get it in the end :)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Bros" by Panda Bear. Whoa.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
"A Little Soul" by Pulp. Not quite.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"After The Curtain" by Beirut. :/

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Abigail, Belle Of Kilronan" by The Magnetic Fields. Stephin Merritt's voice can solve any problem! ;)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Bad News" by A.R.E. Weapons. LOL nooo, but she did give me this album!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Animals of Prey" by The Hidden Cameras. Sexy. No, really.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Numb" by U2. Aahh ha ha ha ha!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Ice Cream" by Muscles. I don't need a number, I just wanna dance with my shirt off!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Dear God" by XTC. This is getting interesting...

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Les Yper-Sound" by Stereolab. Does not make a shred of sense, but god i love this song.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Shadow Grip" by Gil Mantera's Party Dream. Disgusting use of the vocoder would be the way to my heart.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Crescendolls" by Daft Punk. LOL dead girl dance party?

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Why Can't I Touch It?" by The Buzzcocks. Yeah.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"I Know What Women Want" by My Robot Friend. ORLY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Fickle Cycle" by Animal Collective. Ok.

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
"In The Morning Of The Magicians" by The Flaming Lips <3

ahhh headed to new york for the day. later, yo :)

xo

amaris