Tuesday, December 22, 2009

dur dur d'etre bebe!

whatever happened to jordy?

also, this jam mysteriously popped into my noggin in a target dressing room.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

regression session.

so it's snowing here in sunny south central pennsylvania. like, REALLY snowing. the duder is keeping busy with video games, and i am laughing at old mix cds, drinking some gosh darned hoegaarden. ha ha not much going on, so decided to indulge myself in a survey for old times sake. this one's for you myspace!

1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
besides this earth shatteringly good beer? some hot, french vanilla cafe action. i love you general foods, and your international coffees.

2.Where was your profile picture taken?
it was taken on my bed i think?

3.Can you play Guitar Hero?
ehh i prefer the karaoke type games. tried dj hero in best buy the other, and i caused a scene since all i could do was train wreck, and laugh.

4.Name someone who made you laugh today?
regretsy.com, duh.

5.How late did you stay up last night and why?
i was up til about 2:30 a.m. watching old LOST episodes.

6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
here is pretty cool, thanks very much :) although a log cabin in the woods, or a shih tzu farm in the country would rule when i'm older.

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
apart from my HBG pals, i think that cece might live the closest? or perk. what's closer, DC or philly?

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
if there is zero douchebaggery involved, which usually isn't the case.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
i can get down with cherry diet dr. pepper.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
this past week. yaaaaay pms :(

12. Who took your profile picture?

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?

14. Was yesterday better than today?
no. i didn't have to wake up 6 am today, dude.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
of course.

16. Are you upset about anything?

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

18. Are you a bad influence?
ha ha i may very well be.

19. Night out or night in?
either or can be all kinds of amazing.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
my contacts, black eyeliner, and lip balm.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
heh i'm usually the one there.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"he's asian?!"

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
more hours at work would rule, but otherwise things are looking up.

24. Do you hate anyone?

25. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
spam, secrets, more spam.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
mmm hmm.

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
that was funny.

28. What song is stuck in your head?

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
a surprise visit from some friends would rule.

30.Wanna have grandkids by the time your 50?
i don't care?

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
wake up, cook, clean, watch documentaries, etc.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
ha ha ha waaaaay too much.

33. Do you smile a lot?
oh yes.

that didn't even feel good ;(

Sunday, December 13, 2009

a better amaris 3.0

i recently joined a gym. i've even gone as far as hiring a personal trainer. busting my ass with strength training and cardio, etc. i know that i will never ever be tiny and that's beyond cool, but i wouldn't mind fitting into my favorite pair of jeans again. actually, i've forbade myself from purchasing jeans until i reach my goal. in the meantime it looks like leggings for me!

about a year and i half ago i fell in love with these CRAZY gold leggings at target, but for some reason never bought them? :(

then one day i was perusing the lovely wares at b&lu (a place to find super fantastic clothes for the zaftig set) and i came upon these bad boys.

can you say kismet?

so yeah, wish me luck on my legging clad journey of wellness. i've even started eating better (cooking my own meals helps), and drinking buckets full of water everyday. is it too geeky to say that i'm excited about looking, and feeling healthier? ha ha fuck it, i'm so ready :) all the same, i'm not going to say that i am banishing pizza, beer, and cupcakes forever cuz that would be one of the filthiest lies.

p.s. i promise to wear dresses, tunics, and shirts that at least cover my bum during this time of knit leg wear. pinkie swear.

kid stuff.

so the music that i used to love as a middle schooler now causes me to erupt in bouts of hysterical laughter. i was a fun kid. if i could travel back in time i'd totally hang out with teenage amaris! i'd also tell her to pluck her eyebrows, stop holding her feelings in (or eating them), wear flattering clothes, and to keep on wearing green, glittery lipstick.

golden, right?!

aaand then the jon spencer blues explosion's music turned me into a woman! the end.

it's magic part ii

whoa, has it really been a month since my last post? ha ha that sucks.

apart from the flotsam, the jetsum, and spam mail, the internet can be a wonderfully magnificent place. i could go on and on about countless websites that teach you about helping others, helping yourself, making art, getting inspired, saving the world, etc. however, i will not go on and on about all of these aforementioned web gems, because you'll wind up falling asleep (if you haven't already).

let's talk about tumblr. ohhh tumblr. say what you want, but that bitch rules. it's like a feast for the eyes and ears. all awesome images, cupcakes, beer, glitter, dresses, and pizza. i get inspired by the melange of things posted there on a regular basis. it's also safe to say that i prefer it over social networking sites. i'd rather get stoked about ideas, and images than lurk someone or write on their wall. ha ha i don't know?

some of my most favorite tumblelogs (in no particular order, doy) would include:










a straight up cornucopia of magnificence right there. all of these people infuse me with wonder and awe, even if i don't know some of them in real life, or whatever.

ha ha so i try to make a blog posting about the raddest sites ever, and it becomes a love letter to tumblr? of course it does.