he sees you when you're sleeping.

dude, those palm phone "claus" commercials freak me out. perhaps because he actually reminds me of some guys that i've met? ha ha yikes!



oh, and check out dj claus.





ooooooh! look at his face.

what kind of music do you think he spins?

bring it on winter?

ok. so remember the snuggie? come to find out that the snuggie has some competition in the "creepy blanket/robes that make you look like you're in a cult" department. meet the slanket...



yeah.

decemeber's here and i am job/apartment hunting like a fiend at this point. got a couple good leads, so we shall see.

omg.

i dare you to watch this without smiling, or at least feeling nostalgic.



i want...i mean remember all of these!

old news.

but it still makes me die.

JSYK.

DID YOU KNOW TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. SEE??

IN OTHER NEWS:

*I'M GOING TO A JOB FAIR TOMORROW, AND BOUGHT FANCY LINEN PAPER FOR THE OCCASION. GOTTA MAKE MY REUME LOOK GOOD, YO.

*MY MISSION OF POSITIVITY IS WORKING OUT, EXCEPT I KINDA DON'T FEEL LIKE MYSELF? MIGHT BE TURNING INTO A ROBOT. WHILE LISTENING TO MY IPOD EARLIER I DIDN'T CRY WHEN I HEARD "KIDS" BY MGMT, AND THAT SHIT ALWAYS GETS ME. JUST SAYIN'.

*THE MISTER IS SPINNING AT LIQUID CHARM IN PHILADELPHIA TOMORROW NIGHT. YOU SHOULD COME DOWN AND DRINK $3 MAGIC HATS WITH ME. I'M KIND OF IN LOVE WITH PHILLY. LIKE, A LOT.

*ALTHOUGH MY NEW STOIC/ROBOT PERSONA ISN'T REALLY INTO EATING I AM CRAVING A CUPCAKE SOMETHING AWFUL RIGHT NOW. A RED VELVET CUPCAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE ICING.



FUCK AH HA HA. CUPCAKES AND TEARS ARE THE ENEMY. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD BAND NAME TO ME. CUPCAKES AND TEARS. GOSH, TYPING IN ALL CAPS REALLY SUCKS.

sorry about that.

bring it on, autumn!

um, have you heard about the snuggie yet???



let's all buy one and have snuggie parties and/or start a snuggie cult. i'm only half kidding. i love being warm and cozy.

hurr.

because, much like elina on ANTM, my hair is like a small cat living on my head. i, however, was born this way and her's was, um, weaved that way. so yeah, it seems as though my hair is growing bigger, not longer. i guess i'm going to have to go in for a trim, but i'm wondering what to do with the the whole bang situation. i've cut them myself in the past, and sometimes i do an awesome job. other times i wind up looking like i went at it with a nail clipper. at this point the old bangs are constantly poking me in the eyes. i'm not sure if i should cut them, them or grow them out. what would you do?

here's my most favorite set of bangs ever. my bangs (and most, i assume) sometimes cause delightful forehead acne.



aaand here's me with a bit of a forehead. sometimes i'm not a fan of my forehead. god, that sounds so lame.



thoughts?

ha ha speaking of hair, the other day my boyfriend and i went to the art supply store to buy some fake doll hair for his halloween costume. that shit was sooo hard to find, and they only had soul glo curls available for purchase lol. also, my boyfriend made me pay for the bags of hair because he felt weird. i laughed.

haaayy!

guess what i'm doing next thursday?!



tyra show in nyc baby, oh yeah. lol @ all of the rules and regulations. well, not really. it just sucks for me because sneakers are just about the only shoe that i can wear, and they are not permitted according to the dress code. i'll figure it out, though. hmm...i wonder if they are going to make us take off all of our makeup, wear a bikini, write our weights on our bare bellies, all while making us face our fears. ah ha ha ha.

ETA: my trip to the tyra show is not happening after all :( too short of a notice for all parties involved, i guess. oh well...maybe next time! :) oooh f.y.i. on today's episode of the tyra show there will be a cycle 10 reunion. yay!

as close as possible without threatening your seed.

um, this is gonna be good. no, this gonna be omfg amazing.

also, i just had me some iced tea and spinach dal with some whole wheat naan. the only thing missing was a samosa, a friend, and some kingfisher to drink with said friend afterwards. kinda sucks that summer's winding down, yeah?

xx

why do i still have a livejournal?

because SEXY PIKACHU is on my friend's list.



i mean really.

also, there are some awesome communities (see efagz and ONTD in my links) up in there. not mention, some grade A choice human beings.

and now a little something for the fellas ;)



ps i still have a xanga somewhere. how corny ah ha ha ha.

i've been gone for a minute there.

yeeeaaah. so today i sat on buses for a combined seven hours all because i didn't feel like catching an earlier, more direct bus. silly amaris. all the same, i got to see thye philadelphia greyhound station. always interesting. tomorrow: physical therapy, and i am totally telling you secrets :) right now it's all about iced tea, and these awesome honey bbq peanuts i copped from the amazing ben.



p.s. miss piggy + peaches = a little slice of awesome.

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that's all :)