regression session.

so it's snowing here in sunny south central pennsylvania. like, REALLY snowing. the duder is keeping busy with video games, and i am laughing at old mix cds, drinking some gosh darned hoegaarden. ha ha not much going on, so decided to indulge myself in a survey for old times sake. this one's for you myspace!

1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
besides this earth shatteringly good beer? some hot, french vanilla cafe action. i love you general foods, and your international coffees.

2.Where was your profile picture taken?
it was taken on my bed i think?

3.Can you play Guitar Hero?
ehh i prefer the karaoke type games. tried dj hero in best buy the other, and i caused a scene since all i could do was train wreck, and laugh.

4.Name someone who made you laugh today?
regretsy.com, duh.

5.How late did you stay up last night and why?
i was up til about 2:30 a.m. watching old LOST episodes.

6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
here is pretty cool, thanks very much :) although a log cabin in the woods, or a shih tzu farm in the country would rule when i'm older.

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
yep.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
apart from my HBG pals, i think that cece might live the closest? or perk. what's closer, DC or philly?

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
if there is zero douchebaggery involved, which usually isn't the case.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
i can get down with cherry diet dr. pepper.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
this past week. yaaaaay pms :(

12. Who took your profile picture?
myself.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Bentastic.

14. Was yesterday better than today?
no. i didn't have to wake up 6 am today, dude.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
of course.

16. Are you upset about anything?
nope.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
absolutely.

18. Are you a bad influence?
ha ha i may very well be.

19. Night out or night in?
either or can be all kinds of amazing.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
my contacts, black eyeliner, and lip balm.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
heh i'm usually the one there.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"he's asian?!"

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
more hours at work would rule, but otherwise things are looking up.

24. Do you hate anyone?
nah.

25. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
spam, secrets, more spam.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
mmm hmm.

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
that was funny.

28. What song is stuck in your head?



29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
a surprise visit from some friends would rule.

30.Wanna have grandkids by the time your 50?
i don't care?

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
wake up, cook, clean, watch documentaries, etc.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
ha ha ha waaaaay too much.

33. Do you smile a lot?
oh yes.

that didn't even feel good ;(

touch sensitive-uh.

blah blah blah time for one of these. i fear that this thing is becoming like a giant myspace bulletin :(

What was your favorite candy as a kid?
red and green gummy bears.

Whats the best place to order t-shirts online?
there are cool places to procure some hot t-shirt action all over the place. i guess that karmaloop is cool because they sell shirts by wowch?



Have you ever seen the show Dead Like Me?
no.

How many clocks are in your house?
omg way to many.

Has someone ever sexually poured candle wax on you?
no?

Are you scared of Two-Legged Stools?
ha ha ha what? that's a weird question.

If you were asked to name a very common phobia, what would you say?
agoraphobia.

Can you ever be a vegan?
absolutely.

Has someone ever called you peanut?
yep.

What’s the closest pink object in your reach?
a tube of pink lipgloss.

Have you ever taken a shower, naked, with a friend?
no.

Who do you secretly, or openly, want to have sex with?
lol.

Do you have a currently celebrity crush?
sure.

Do you like nicknames that are from your name?
everyone mispronounces all of my names anyway.

Have you ever gotten into a serious bike accident?
no, surprisingly.

Have you, do you/ would you ever eat tofu?
holy shit yes.

What would you say if a Playboy Playmate walked up to you on the street naked?
i would probably laugh?

Where is most of the furniture in your house from?
all over.

When you play The Sims, do you find your self overly-decorative?
i dont play the sims.

Have you ever washed someones car to get money?
nope.

Whats a question you always wanted to see on a survey but never did?
ha ha i haven't really thought about it.

Have you ever walked in the middle of the street just to piss off people?
noooo.

Were you ever drug tested, if so, what were your results?
yes, and i was c-c-clean.

Have you ever been to a funeral?
yes.

Does your grandma know how to party?
def.

Have you ever been to Villa Roma?
no.

What do you do when someone jokingly slaps your ass?
enjoy it?

Is there a street name that you absolutely love?
bixley heath, y'all. lynbrook, long island 4 lyfe.

Has someone ever written a song about you?
an impromptu one :)

What kind of computer are you taking this survey on?
a PC.

Have you ever seen the Geek Squad car in person?
uh huh.

Have you ever taken a quiz to see how scene you are?
no i have not.

Have you ever shaved your head?
no.

Ever throw something at a fan and laughed as it flew across the room?
no, but i like talking into fans. that's HILARIOUS.

Are you Jewish?
no.

Have you ever dated someone that played drums?
ha ha i don't think so?

Would you rather use a professional camera or a digital camera?
hmmm a professional one.

Do you steal iPods from people on the bus/train?
no, but some girl GAVE me an ipod at a dance party in brooklyn.

Do you currently have have bruises on your body?
no, just mosquito bites.

Have you ever seen someone get beat up, and did something about it?
i yelled. it's scary when i yell.

Have you ever watched Queer Duck?
queer duck?! no, but i'm pretty sure that i need to!

What’s a movie that you haven’t watched in years?
the fifth element.

Have you ever eaten something you weren’t supposed to?
um yeah sure.

Have you ever had the urge to chew on a battery?
yuck.

Have you ever made plans but then decided to just sit in the house?
oh yes.

Did you have anything to drink today?
of course.

Have you ever met a really skinny boy who wished he was skinnier?
nope.

Is there an air conditioner in the room you are currently in?
yes, but it's not cold enough.

How often do you cook?
quite often.

When was the last time you cut your toenails?
a couple days ago.

Why do the majority of teens think that fake eating disorders are cool?
i don't know? if they do that's sad ha ha.

Last movie you saw:
"do you like hitchcock?" by dario argento.

First decade you remember:
80's.

Last drink you drank?
tap water.

he sees you when you're sleeping.

dude, those palm phone "claus" commercials freak me out. perhaps because he actually reminds me of some guys that i've met? ha ha yikes!



oh, and check out dj claus.





ooooooh! look at his face.

what kind of music do you think he spins?

you're taking me over.

they were almost too rad to function, obviously.



ha ha oh suede. i used to have that hot action on cassette when i was, like, 12. awkward crushes on ~*certain*~ band members ensued, of course ;) i remember how my parents wouldn't let me order a t-shirt that depicted the album cover. scandalous.



the night is young. i may venture out into mountain town for a drink or two, or i may not! might be the kinda night to drink some tecate, send creepy texts, and watch some video on demand. next weekend will be a lot more exciting, i promise! :)

xo

creepy itunes survey, done in the morning of the magicians.

i should be in the shower, buuut there's no hot water at the moment.

1. Put Your itunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Apocalypso" by Mew. Right.

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Spinal Column" by Stereolab.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Two Headed Boy" by Neutral Milk Hotel. Zomg.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Green Grass Of Tunnel" by Múm. :)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Angst In My Pants" by Sparks. Wow, totally.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"In The End" by Scott Matthew. We all get it in the end :)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Bros" by Panda Bear. Whoa.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
"A Little Soul" by Pulp. Not quite.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"After The Curtain" by Beirut. :/

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Abigail, Belle Of Kilronan" by The Magnetic Fields. Stephin Merritt's voice can solve any problem! ;)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Bad News" by A.R.E. Weapons. LOL nooo, but she did give me this album!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Animals of Prey" by The Hidden Cameras. Sexy. No, really.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Numb" by U2. Aahh ha ha ha ha!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Ice Cream" by Muscles. I don't need a number, I just wanna dance with my shirt off!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Dear God" by XTC. This is getting interesting...

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Les Yper-Sound" by Stereolab. Does not make a shred of sense, but god i love this song.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Shadow Grip" by Gil Mantera's Party Dream. Disgusting use of the vocoder would be the way to my heart.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Crescendolls" by Daft Punk. LOL dead girl dance party?

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Why Can't I Touch It?" by The Buzzcocks. Yeah.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"I Know What Women Want" by My Robot Friend. ORLY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Fickle Cycle" by Animal Collective. Ok.

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
"In The Morning Of The Magicians" by The Flaming Lips <3

ahhh headed to new york for the day. later, yo :)

xo

amaris