oh hai.

i haven't updated this thing in a minute, huh? gawd, between physical therapy, and my everyday in's and out's i couldn't really muster up the productivity to write/type/talk in circles about anything. last week was rough. like, "omgz! i'm going to have a breakdown!" rough. between a total mess up with my insurance paperwork, worrying myself silly, wanting to get the heck out of dodge, missing my friends terribly, and the shitty local bus system i was spent. SPENT. then i had an awakening, and decided that if i want something done i have to do it myself (duh amaris). sooo things are looking up, because i am making them look up damn it. ha ha ha.

for some reason this video brightened my day? it's the gift that keeps on giving, yo. i know that it is soooo not cool to laugh at "the silence of the lambs", but i always do :) plus buffalo bill makes me think about this boy i used to talk to. lol he was a creep! i definitely did NOT date him, but all the same my friends were creeped out by him, and did not want me talking to him anymore. like, he was the kind of guy that would ask perverted questions. also, his voice kind of sounded like bufflo bill's? i must have not been much fun to talk to, as i was running for saint at the time. ah ha ha ha. but yeah, this video rules!

as close as possible without threatening your seed.

um, this is gonna be good. no, this gonna be omfg amazing.

also, i just had me some iced tea and spinach dal with some whole wheat naan. the only thing missing was a samosa, a friend, and some kingfisher to drink with said friend afterwards. kinda sucks that summer's winding down, yeah?

xx

why do i still have a livejournal?

because SEXY PIKACHU is on my friend's list.



i mean really.

also, there are some awesome communities (see efagz and ONTD in my links) up in there. not mention, some grade A choice human beings.

and now a little something for the fellas ;)



ps i still have a xanga somewhere. how corny ah ha ha ha.

L.A.M.E.

k. i promised that i'd tell you secrets today. since i've been napping a lot, and kind of worn out as of late (see: long bus rides, ass kickin' physical therapy, anxiety related dreams) the best i can offer is a survey. shit, i've always dug these things. ha ha soooo livejournal. it's my birthday week, so i totally swear that things will get a bit more interesting :)

{---Basics---}
Name: amaris
Nickname(s): ami
Age: 27
Birthday: 8-16-80
Birthplace: manhasset, long island
Current Location: east stroudsburg/analomink, pennsylvania
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'8
Weight: no
Lefty or Righty: righty tighty
Zodiac Sign: leo
What Do You Drive: n/a
Screenname: amidoesnotexist

{---Favorites---}
Color: i wear black a lot, but orange and teal kind of own me
Number: 14
Band: hmm animal collective
Music Genre: anything that takes my breath away...yeah!
TV Show: project runway, yo.
Movie: the neverending story.
Actor: gael garcia bernal, viggo mortensen.
Actress: audrey tatou, samantha morton.
Kind of Movie: oh, you name it.
Cartoon: ren and stimpy, obvi.
Sport: futbol.
Fast Food Restaurant: in and out burger. omg.
Food: sure.
Ice Cream: is going to save the day.
Cereal: gorilla munch. try it!
Candy: jolly ranchers.
Drink: mango iced tea.
Alcoholic Beverage: beer, red wine, girlie drinks with umbrellas, hard stuff...it's all good. lol wino.
Quote: "not the button!" :)

{---Do You---}
Have any siblings: one brother.
Have any pets: donnie and duncan.
Have a job: not at this moment.
Have a cellphone: yes.
Have any special talents or skills: oh several.
Have any fears: a couple.
Have a bedtime: not really.
Sing in the shower: always.
Want to go to college: a better one, yes.
Get along with your parents: yes.
Have any piercings: four.
Have any tattoos: nope.
Swear: uh huh.
Smoke: not since december. yay!
Drink: LOL yes.
Do Drugs: only the ones that are prescribed to me. starscape doesn't count ;)

{---Love & All That Crap---}
Ever been in love: you betcha.
Are you single: nopers.
Are you in a relationship: yes.
Do you have a crush on someone: the entire planet, duh.
Ever been dumped: yes.
Ever dumped someone: yes.
Ever had your heart broken: of course. broken bones hurt more, trust me.

{---This or That---}
Fruit or Vegetable: fruit.
Black or White: buhLACK.
Lights On or Lights Off: i dont care.
TV or Movie: movie.
Car or Truck: i want a neon green vespa.
Cash or Check: cash.
Rock or Rap: dubstep.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla.
French Toast or French Fries: baked french fries with the skin still on. mmmm.
Strawberries or Blueberries: uh both.
Cookies or Muffins: muffin tops.
Winter Break or Spring Break: either can be a blast.
Hugs or Kisses: both at the same time.

{---Have You Ever---}
Danced in a public place: surely.
Smiled for no reason: all of the time, yo.
Laughed so hard you cried: yes! dude, i've passed out from laughing before.
Talked to someone you don't know: all the time.
Drank alcohol: of course.
Done drugs: you asked me this already.
Partied 'til the sun came up: uh huh.
Gotten a ticket: once for selling cigarettes to some narc minor.
Been arrested: no.
Been convicted of a crime: umm nope
Been in a wreck: yeah.
Been out of the country: yes, but it needs to happen more often.

{---Random & Silly Junk---}
Are you a virgin: LOL.
Ever TP'd someone's house: no.
Ever egged someone's house: no.
How many languages do you speak: two and a half.
Who do you compare yourself to: an overgrown bunny rabbit and/or keane painting?
Ever regret anything: i try not to.
Do you like being tickled: secretly yeah.
What are your goals: be fitter, happier, more productive. HA j/k, but not really. yeah i would also like for my foot heal up 100%. oh, and i'd like to go on more on adventures always and 4-ever.
Are your fingers tired: no.
Are you tired of this survey: yes yes yes.
Are you happy: right now, yep.

lol surveys. um, i somehow acquired a file called "micro mix 17 from norway" by atlas sound. i don't remember downloading said file, soooo if one of you sent it to me please let me know and i will personally give you a piece of birthday cake. shit's gonna be dope.

yeah!

in other news, i'm so going to the silent rave this weekend to dance off the aforementioned birthday cake. i looked at pictures. lots of people had juice at the last one?



also, i am dying to try a miami vice.



rum, strawberry daiquiri, and piña colada? yes please. ha ha easy on the coconut, though.

xo

i've been gone for a minute there.

yeeeaaah. so today i sat on buses for a combined seven hours all because i didn't feel like catching an earlier, more direct bus. silly amaris. all the same, i got to see thye philadelphia greyhound station. always interesting. tomorrow: physical therapy, and i am totally telling you secrets :) right now it's all about iced tea, and these awesome honey bbq peanuts i copped from the amazing ben.



p.s. miss piggy + peaches = a little slice of awesome.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

:)

um, yay @ seasons one and two of "skins" coming to bbc america.



another ace weekend in new york that i have to tell you all about. i'm getting behind on this aren't i? ;)

ahh the pms is settling in and i want to watch "once" again, eat chocolate crepes, and make some iced tea.

tonight tonight tonight. oh ohhhh.

i'll be here :)



it's gonna be better than last night's deep fried oreos O_o