oic.

for some reason i brought up patti mayonnaise in an email today. because of this, and because i really enjoy people who look like real life "Doug" characters, i decided to google her.



fun nostalgia ensued until i came upon this gem. um, what? i love urbandictionary.com and all, but that's foul yo. ha ha mostly because i totally hate mayo. HATE. all the same, that site super amusing.

aaand as i typed this Aaliyah came on in my itunes :)

friday!!!

Thanks to The Bug and Warrior Queen's unforeseen visa problems (thanks again U.S. government), New York's preeminent bass crew was left scrambling this week, but damn if they didn't put together another all-star lineup. They've enlisted Baltimore club king Dave Nada, Toronto's Rory Them Finest, and a very special surprise guest from Mad Decent. Trust us, the surprise guest is no joke. On top of all that, T&B residents Drop the Lime, Math Head, Star Eyes, and The Captain will also be dropping bombs throughout the evening.



so plans have changed, but it still looks like it'll be ridiculous. um, a special guest from mad decent?! i may even text myself there ;)

Oh, all your history's like fire from a busted gun.

i'll tell you a secret...

sometimes when it looks like i am feverishly texting people, i'm actually making lists and observations. writing myself little notes. the result is usually incredible. ha ha if by incredible you mean words mashed up like banana sauce. this has become a trend with me, unfortunately.



last friday i went to the dub war in nyc by myself. as a person who is recovering from like the worst foot injury ever this is a big deal. i made it to new york early, so i went to pregame it at the continental on 3rd right off of st. marks place. they have a "buy 5 shots for 10 bucks!" special, but i was flying solo and could not partake. i did, however, order a yeungling. it was nice and cold, mad max was playing the big screen, and "safety dance" was playing on the juke box. amazing. i eventually left the continental as it was chock full o' nyu kids who were easily just above the legal drinking age. ha ha i'm old. i got to the dub war super early, and i took part in the $3.00 PBR spesh, as their beers are usually $7.00. storing beers in my purse and shit. my buddies arrived late, but i still had a blast! drank a little too much, which made me dance real real hard. at around 4am i left with my friend kasper as we were probably both ready to die. i said goodbye to my lovely NEPA pals, and went straight to grays papaya. papaya juice
+ hot dogs when you're drunk is a pretty rad combo. that sentence was kind of weird? but yeah, kasper let me crash out at his place which was very nice of him. he's a good egg. the next day i wanted to go see a show or something, but new york was soooooooooo hot that i needed to get my ass on a bus. while riding said bus i started, uh, feverishly texting myself memories of the weekend, and this is what came out:

sweating
my hair is dreading up
i lost my eyeliner last night
i thought i lost my deodorant
i talk too much
drinking and skanking
putting icy hot on in public
bass faces
so hot that coins stick to my ass on other people's furniture
vindictive hot sauce on gyros
mango pulp juice
me always knowing what to say
seeing shandy's ex-boyfriend on bedford avenue
missing everyone all the time
hottie door knocker earrings
be kanye!
just hanging out
i'm thinking what are you thinking
mad max on tv
falling in love with jamba juice
some t shirt that says "i need good head"
scrounging for magazine money
mmm chocolate croissant

yay lists! ha ha what a mess, though XD making a cassarole out of the english language since 1980, that's me.

yeeeaaah. pictures from the aforementioned weekend are soon to come. i seem to have lost my usb cord? shocker.

today i keep listening to "narc" by interpol. ha i remember when kristen and i would heckle carlos d. at shows. i don't remember why? as much as i enjoy "narc" please feel free to suggest other songs that should be stuck in my head.

horror baby, horror.

i totally stole that line from jay. hi jay :)

but yeah, for a while i've been mildly obsessed with a movie called "spasmo." now, i've only seen the trailer for this "spasmo", and it may very well be a piece of crap but whatever. i mean, look!



SPASMO!

judging from IMDB's plot description it looks ace:
"Christian (Robert Hoffman) and his girlfriend are taking a walk on a deserted beach when they discover a woman's body lying. A closer look proves that she's alive. The next day Christian meets her again at a yacht party and they fall in love. Later at a nearby motel, something weird happens as they prepare to go to bed together: An intruder breaks in and starts beating Christian who accidentally shoots him with his own gun. A few hours later they find out that the corpse is missing and a series of weird incidents takes place. Written by Ørnås."

well if it's written by Ørnås then sign me up! j/k, i don't know who Ørnås is. i swear.

also, check out this short film called "freak slaughter."



ben made it :) ha ha ha.
xo

that about sums it up.

ahh that last song especially. god, i love animal collective sooooo much. ha ha fuck it's too good :) oh, and i also love youtube playlists, or any type of playlist for that matter!

i've been making mix cds for a select and special few. i'll totally make you one too if you want. let me know.

lol ben said that my blog is basically me being like "uh, yep...."

note to self.

hattie would be me, obviously.

last night's trip to new york was all kinds of super...ridiculously sore foot, sticky summer weather, missed buses and all! i'll tell you about it later. promise.

xo

tonight tonight.

i'll be here.



it will be my first time flying solo to one of these as ben is going camping, friends aren't going to be around, etc. it's totally cool, though. like, i know a bunch of fantastic people that will be in attendance. i'm still having an issue finding a place to crash, buuuut if worse comes to worse i'll catch a train to long island. ha ha i just wasn't too stoked on penn station at 5 a.m. you know? always an adventure.

ha ha oh well :)

xo